The Kentucky Derby

April 29, 2008

This is an event where an animal does all the legwork, a dwarf contributes the skill, and the millionaire owner gets all the credit. That’s the best. When the announcers start gushing over the millionaire owner. He bought a real fast horse! Let’s clap for him!

Meanwhile, the Hobbit that just rode your investment to victory hasn’t eaten a lunch that wasn’t immediately regurgitated in three weeks. Damn you, Dan Fogelberg, for giving tune to this abortion of so-called achievement.

Put a man on top of a hippo and race that.

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