British Accents

May 1, 2008

Wot wot! WhooHoo! I’m British! I sound smart, even if the garbage oozing out of my mouth is a dopey sack of bullocks!

A big Yankee note to the country whose ass we kicked in the 1780s: take your Hugh Grant back. We’ve filtered everything he’s said through beloved American character actor Rip Torn, and we discovered that Hugh Grant is neither witty nor charming.

I will eat your Jude Law.

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