May 19, 2008

Idiot After discovering the broken vase, and before grounding me for three weeks, Mom told me that “honesty is the best policy.” And boy is that true! Honesty is a terrific policy, and The Hippo will share some penetrating honesty with you right now:

Bluetooth people, you look like idiots!

Yes. It’s true. You have a plastic nub poking out of your ear. You look like somebody who should be adding French Fries to my receipt. Unless you work for Lando Calrission on Cloud City,  you have no reason to plug a speaker into your brain.

Really, you look like a moron.