Finding an Old Dildo on a Public Golf Course
May 2, 2008
Walking from the 5th to the 6th hole, I saw something large and purple along the cart path. “Hey, that looks like a dildo,” I said, a moment before realizing that it was a dildo.
Who in the hell drops a dildo on a public golf course? Aren’t those expensive? Dildos don’t just grow on trees.
More alarming, that dildo put even my hippo-sized member to shame.
Don't Provoke The Hippo 