DildoWalking from the 5th to the 6th hole, I saw something large and purple along the cart path. “Hey, that looks like a dildo,” I said, a moment before realizing that it was a dildo.

Who in the hell drops a dildo on a public golf course? Aren’t those expensive? Dildos don’t just grow on trees.

More alarming, that dildo put even my hippo-sized member to shame.